i'm alison and i think music is pretty cool and stuff. i'm 22 but sometimes act like im 5. i play ukulele. i love the internet and my friends. ok bye love u xoxo kiss kiss.

 

lamelohan:

teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??

me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry

dx11:

rip “can you please make the last ask rebloggable?” 2007-2013

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

jamiebennn:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

#blind#you’re completely fuckin blind#is that a nipple#is that a cockhead#who fuckin knows#it’s pink and round

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar)

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013