i'm alison and i think music is pretty cool and stuff. i'm 22 but sometimes act like im 5. i play ukulele. i love the internet and my friends. ok bye love u xoxo kiss kiss.

 

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

iamsicktomorrow:

nice-wig-janis:

wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol 

I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get you addicted to crack”